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he year is 1943.
You are a unit of Vampire Commandos coffin-dropped into occupied Paris.
You have one mission:
DRINK HITLERS BLOOD.
EAT THE REICH is a fast-paced, short-burn ultraviolent tabletop roleplaying game written by Grant Howitt (Spire: the City Must Fall, Heart: the City Beneath, Honey Heist, Crash Pandas) and illustrated by Will Kirkby (Critical Role, Dark Horse Comics, Space Station Zero). It has everything you need to get started right away, including:
• Six beautiful pre-generated player characters ready to smash up some fascists: a monied occultist, a cowboy ghoul, an East London necromancer, an armed and dangerous nihilist, a fighter pilot with a parasite soul and Flint, a half-bat half-man thing with good intentions.
• An inaccurate map of Paris, loaded with interesting locations such as: the Museum of Degenerate Art, the German Technology Pavilion, cathedrals, catacombs, department stores and Hitler’s marble-lined Command Zeppelin.
• Several battalions of nazi adversaries complete with snipers, paratroopers, armoured infantry, tanks, and reanimated mummies.
• Four dangerous up-gunned Übermenschen full of magically-enhanced blood.
• Extensive safety tools and guidance for playing a game featuring nazis, even if you’re exsanguinating every single one you meet.
This over-the-top, ultraviolent game is designed to be played from beginning to end in one to three sessions of carnage, blood magic, meaningful flashbacks and hundreds upon hundreds of extremely dead fascists. It tells one story, it tells it loud, and it tells it brilliantly. Think Wolfenstein crossed with Danger 5 and you’re not far off the mark.
Features:
• A french fold cover, die cut panels, UV ink and textured finishes combine to make this book a thing of beauty for collectors.
• Easy-to-learn rules push cinematic action, creativity and group storytelling to the forefront of every game.
• Premade scenario and characters allow you to start playing in minutes.

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